1 00:01:25,970 --> 00:01:28,633 Guy Maddin, housepainter... 2 00:01:28,741 --> 00:01:34,202 swirling around in his little dreams, his little memories. 3 00:01:36,149 --> 00:01:39,118 About to return to his childhood home... 4 00:01:39,219 --> 00:01:42,279 after an absence of 30 years. 5 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:49,021 Summoned by a letter from his mother, also not seen in 30 years. 6 00:01:52,066 --> 00:01:53,967 "It is my dying wish... 7 00:01:54,069 --> 00:01:57,664 "that you go back to our old home at Black Notch... 8 00:01:57,773 --> 00:02:02,006 "and give the lighthouse two good coats of paint... 9 00:02:02,112 --> 00:02:04,842 "so that I might see it spruce and proper... 10 00:02:04,948 --> 00:02:07,815 at least once before I pass on. " 11 00:02:14,191 --> 00:02:19,220 "I will come when I'm able, if I am able. 12 00:02:19,331 --> 00:02:21,322 Signed, Mother. " 13 00:02:44,859 --> 00:02:47,350 The past. 14 00:02:47,462 --> 00:02:50,124 The past. 15 00:02:50,733 --> 00:02:53,429 Into the past. 16 00:03:01,344 --> 00:03:03,608 The deserted Black Notch Island. 17 00:03:05,515 --> 00:03:07,814 The deserted lighthouse. 18 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:13,985 Site of the old mom-and-pop orphanage run by Guy's parents. 19 00:03:16,795 --> 00:03:20,162 What distant, distant memories. 20 00:03:29,108 --> 00:03:31,201 Slap a coat of paint on it! 21 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:34,110 Cover it up. Cover it up, Guy! 22 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:36,445 Two good coats. Two. 23 00:03:41,122 --> 00:03:42,589 The past. 24 00:03:49,298 --> 00:03:51,528 The past. 25 00:03:55,137 --> 00:03:57,333 The past. 26 00:04:04,815 --> 00:04:08,718 Painting, brooding, thinking of the past- 27 00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:11,550 of home, of childhood... 28 00:04:11,656 --> 00:04:13,887 of loves lost... 29 00:04:13,993 --> 00:04:16,188 of scattered friends... 30 00:04:16,295 --> 00:04:18,729 of happiness grown cold. 31 00:04:20,332 --> 00:04:21,994 Brooding and painting. 32 00:04:22,102 --> 00:04:24,866 Painting and brooding. The past! 33 00:04:24,971 --> 00:04:26,666 The past. 34 00:04:28,174 --> 00:04:29,971 The past. 35 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,751 Young Guy, 12 years old... 36 00:04:41,857 --> 00:04:44,883 out at the secret meeting of orphans. 37 00:04:47,697 --> 00:04:50,689 All eyes on Savage Tom... 38 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,166 the oldest orphan on the island... 39 00:04:53,269 --> 00:04:56,137 leading a Black Mass. 40 00:06:25,706 --> 00:06:28,505 Guy's older sister- 41 00:06:28,610 --> 00:06:30,942 always living dangerously. 42 00:06:32,247 --> 00:06:35,843 Sis, always in trouble, always in trouble. 43 00:06:55,473 --> 00:06:57,236 To bend a young boy's will... 44 00:06:57,341 --> 00:07:01,369 Guy's mother threatens daily to sell the island. 45 00:07:02,915 --> 00:07:07,579 Guy, heir to his father's island and orphanage. 46 00:07:07,686 --> 00:07:12,090 And the threats gnaw like worms in the lad's bosom. 47 00:09:30,180 --> 00:09:33,206 "I, too, am an orphan. 48 00:09:33,316 --> 00:09:36,911 "My mother, I am told, was very beautiful... 49 00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:39,581 "but completely bald. 50 00:09:39,690 --> 00:09:44,855 "Her sister had superb hair but was barren of womb. 51 00:09:44,962 --> 00:09:48,592 "The two girls were so jealous of each other... 52 00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:53,569 "of what the other had- hair, a baby- 53 00:09:53,672 --> 00:09:55,766 "they didn't waste words. 54 00:09:56,776 --> 00:10:00,234 "Their hatred spilled over into bloody violence. 55 00:10:00,346 --> 00:10:03,214 "Knives were never far from hand. 56 00:10:03,317 --> 00:10:06,150 "One was scalped for her beautiful hair... 57 00:10:06,253 --> 00:10:10,383 the other one stabbed into the stomach to get at that baby. " 58 00:10:17,732 --> 00:10:22,136 "From my mother's womb untimely ripped... 59 00:10:22,238 --> 00:10:24,968 "I was carved from my mother's belly. 60 00:10:27,009 --> 00:10:32,312 "Now my mother and aunt are buried in the silt of the lagoon... 61 00:10:32,416 --> 00:10:34,281 "next to each other... 62 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:37,650 disgraced, forgotten. " 63 00:10:59,179 --> 00:11:03,549 The sights, the sounds... 64 00:11:03,651 --> 00:11:08,020 the feel of Guy's beloved island. 65 00:11:18,267 --> 00:11:21,703 While the orphans toil at their chores... 66 00:11:21,804 --> 00:11:26,333 young Guy is free to wander his island... 67 00:11:26,443 --> 00:11:31,278 free to indulge himself, free to remember. 68 00:11:31,382 --> 00:11:33,816 Free to remember. 69 00:11:48,801 --> 00:11:52,101 So many secret spots to revisit. 70 00:11:52,205 --> 00:11:56,073 And out gush the torrents of memory. 71 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:50,829 Everything that happens will happen again, twice. 72 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:55,472 "The first time I will just see something... 73 00:12:55,576 --> 00:12:57,305 "smell it or taste it... 74 00:12:57,411 --> 00:12:59,812 "but it won't stick. 75 00:12:59,914 --> 00:13:01,973 "I know there will come again someday... 76 00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:07,647 a second chance to really feel these things really. " 77 00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:17,291 One day, Guy's solitary practices received a spectacular, disruptive jolt- 78 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:23,271 the sudden appearance upon his familiar island of a celebrity. 79 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:26,434 Is it? 80 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,705 Is it? 81 00:13:28,813 --> 00:13:34,013 It's Wendy Hale, the sister half of sibling teen detectives... 82 00:13:34,119 --> 00:13:37,816 known around the world to readers of crime stories... 83 00:13:37,923 --> 00:13:40,484 as the Lightbulb Kids. 84 00:13:40,593 --> 00:13:45,690 With her brother, Chance Hale, these two intrepid sleuths... 85 00:13:45,798 --> 00:13:48,859 have earned far-flung fame... 86 00:13:48,969 --> 00:13:54,202 for both their harp playing and their crime solving. 87 00:13:54,308 --> 00:13:56,470 "I am here on Black Notch Island... 88 00:13:56,578 --> 00:14:00,275 "to work on the case of The Face in the Lighthouse. 89 00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:05,286 "Seems many of the children adopted out of this orphanage... 90 00:14:05,388 --> 00:14:11,020 have very suspicious holes pierced into the back of their heads. " 91 00:14:28,846 --> 00:14:30,678 "Oh, Wendy." 92 00:14:35,287 --> 00:14:39,554 Shh. Secrets. 93 00:14:40,694 --> 00:14:42,252 Secrets. 94 00:14:45,933 --> 00:14:47,764 Shh. 95 00:14:50,037 --> 00:14:54,498 Secrets are always told in whispers. 96 00:15:11,895 --> 00:15:15,729 Guy, always on the run- running to please. 97 00:15:22,073 --> 00:15:24,064 Secrets. 98 00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:27,005 Secrets. 99 00:15:32,485 --> 00:15:34,646 Secrets. 100 00:15:37,257 --> 00:15:38,315 "Mother!" 101 00:15:50,371 --> 00:15:52,340 Invented by Guy's father... 102 00:15:52,441 --> 00:15:55,933 the aerophone allows two people who love each other... 103 00:15:56,045 --> 00:15:59,173 to communicate over great distances... 104 00:15:59,281 --> 00:16:03,150 merely by speaking into or bending an ear toward the horn. 105 00:16:04,988 --> 00:16:09,085 The signal is strongest when the feelings are running high... 106 00:16:09,193 --> 00:16:12,321 when the communicants are deeply in love... 107 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:15,922 but also during outbursts of extreme fury. 108 00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:23,806 In other instances, the signal is either weak or nonexistent. 109 00:16:25,077 --> 00:16:30,345 And so, Mother has given little aerophones to her two children... 110 00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:34,785 in order to tell them she loves them and to keep them out of trouble. 111 00:16:34,888 --> 00:16:40,121 Just one of the fantastic devices invented by Guy's father. 112 00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:41,157 It seems Neddie once threw his little brother's toy... 113 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,424 into a powerful transformer... 114 00:19:43,532 --> 00:19:48,334 never expecting the toddler would retrieve it. 115 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:51,532 The little one was fried to an ash... 116 00:19:51,641 --> 00:19:56,045 and Neddie has been ticking and twitching ever since. 117 00:21:30,552 --> 00:21:35,718 "A nd both my mother and I have identical birthmarks over our womb... 118 00:21:35,825 --> 00:21:38,350 "as if a knife had cut us open too. 119 00:21:38,461 --> 00:21:40,122 "Isn't that creepy? 120 00:21:40,229 --> 00:21:42,698 It looks like Rumania, doesn't it?" 121 00:21:44,835 --> 00:21:48,100 "Rumania! Rumania! Rumania!" 122 00:23:18,406 --> 00:23:22,309 Charms just asking to be enjoyed. 123 00:23:39,797 --> 00:23:44,860 Wendy decides that she can pursue her interests on Black Notch Island... 124 00:23:44,969 --> 00:23:47,200 much better as a boy... 125 00:23:47,306 --> 00:23:51,504 so she quickly disguises herself as her own brother- 126 00:23:51,610 --> 00:23:54,272 Chance Hale, teen detective. 127 00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:05,415 Chance explains that Wendy was called back home on a secret business... 128 00:24:05,526 --> 00:24:11,466 and that he, Chance, would be taking over the Black Notch investigations. 129 00:24:25,348 --> 00:24:27,373 "Oh, Wendy." 130 00:24:40,698 --> 00:24:42,825 The detective gets down to work. 131 00:25:00,153 --> 00:25:02,179 Chance is gathering all the evidence. 132 00:25:05,493 --> 00:25:08,360 Guy, smitten again. 133 00:25:09,865 --> 00:25:13,028 This time, Chance is the dazzling one. 134 00:25:16,872 --> 00:25:19,569 "Oh, Chance. Chance." 135 00:25:19,676 --> 00:25:22,167 Hero and role model. 136 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:31,985 "Chance-all to myself." 137 00:25:37,028 --> 00:25:40,555 Chance thinks differently than the other boys. 138 00:25:49,909 --> 00:25:54,745 Mother used suicide threats as her primary teaching aid. 139 00:25:54,848 --> 00:26:00,583 She kept orphans and offspring alike in line with colorful bluffs. 140 00:26:07,963 --> 00:26:12,263 Chance has this theory, and his theories are always right. 141 00:26:13,369 --> 00:26:16,362 Mother and Father are criminals. 142 00:26:16,473 --> 00:26:18,202 Chance says so. 143 00:28:30,990 --> 00:28:33,288 "If only I could remember... 144 00:28:33,392 --> 00:28:37,853 "the exact order of the places I've touched... 145 00:28:37,964 --> 00:28:41,695 "Just before I found Wendy. 146 00:28:41,801 --> 00:28:44,793 Wendy. Wendy. " 147 00:29:02,291 --> 00:29:05,728 Everything happens twice. Twice. 148 00:32:28,455 --> 00:32:30,754 Now! 149 00:34:43,339 --> 00:34:45,831 Fearing that Sis will touch him... 150 00:34:45,943 --> 00:34:48,605 and discover his secret identity as a girl... 151 00:34:48,712 --> 00:34:53,082 Chance devises a strategy of the kissing gloves. 152 00:34:57,555 --> 00:35:00,582 "Only the wearer of these nifty little items... 153 00:35:00,693 --> 00:35:04,459 is allowed to do any touching, " claims Chance. 154 00:35:11,237 --> 00:35:14,934 Ah! Sweet gloves. 155 00:35:35,064 --> 00:35:37,362 "Stop! Look at your hair!" 156 00:37:21,884 --> 00:37:24,284 "I really love goats." 157 00:37:27,490 --> 00:37:32,428 "Guy's mom says they're devils because their pupils are square. " 158 00:37:34,998 --> 00:37:37,057 "I think they are lonely." 159 00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:55,244 Chance wants Sis, and Sis wants Chance. 160 00:37:55,355 --> 00:37:56,822 Can it last? 161 00:38:39,537 --> 00:38:42,301 Both Guy and Sis are crazy about Chance. 162 00:38:44,576 --> 00:38:46,238 Guy pines for Wendy... 163 00:38:46,345 --> 00:38:49,781 but loves every second spent with his new hero, Chance. 164 00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:45,604 The secret touches between Chance and Sis... 165 00:40:45,712 --> 00:40:48,272 and the secret touches yet to come. 166 00:41:36,735 --> 00:41:41,901 The kissing gloves now the undressing gloves. 167 00:44:48,550 --> 00:44:52,009 Mother is determined to age backwards. 168 00:45:08,806 --> 00:45:13,709 To become a little girl again. Even a baby- 169 00:45:13,811 --> 00:45:16,372 a complete innocent. 170 00:45:17,049 --> 00:45:20,815 She's even set aside a cradle in her room... 171 00:45:20,919 --> 00:45:24,253 for when the day of infancy finally returns. 172 00:46:06,304 --> 00:46:09,432 "Your father is so overworked. 173 00:46:09,541 --> 00:46:11,771 I will always be there for him. " 174 00:46:31,265 --> 00:46:35,759 Secrets are hard things to keep secret. 175 00:46:53,790 --> 00:46:55,519 Now! 176 00:51:50,189 --> 00:51:54,023 Ah. Sweet gloves. 177 00:53:18,288 --> 00:53:20,848 Always embarrassed by being out with Mother. 178 00:53:20,957 --> 00:53:22,857 Holding hands. 179 00:57:23,862 --> 00:57:26,160 What happens behind the door... 180 00:57:27,632 --> 00:57:29,863 is secret. 181 00:57:29,969 --> 00:57:32,494 Secret. 182 00:57:32,605 --> 00:57:34,573 Secret. 183 00:57:37,544 --> 00:57:41,640 I wish there was a little keyhole that I could look through. 184 00:57:54,096 --> 00:57:55,825 "F-Day. 185 00:57:55,931 --> 00:57:59,662 "A II questions about Father will be answered tonight. 186 00:57:59,768 --> 00:58:02,499 "A II mysteries solved anon! 187 00:58:02,606 --> 00:58:04,164 "I'll force the issue. 188 00:58:04,274 --> 00:58:06,834 Mother will have me in Father's lab faster than" - 189 00:59:27,334 --> 00:59:28,665 Rage! 190 00:59:28,768 --> 00:59:31,532 Frequent rage! 191 00:59:33,140 --> 00:59:34,607 Rage ages one! 192 00:59:36,544 --> 00:59:38,705 Rage ages all! 193 01:01:34,743 --> 01:01:37,872 "Oh! Oh!" 194 01:03:40,383 --> 01:03:43,512 It takes the weight of many orphans... 195 01:03:43,621 --> 01:03:46,146 to keep Father's casket in the earth. 196 01:06:07,248 --> 01:06:10,649 197 01:06:10,751 --> 01:06:13,050 198 01:06:13,155 --> 01:06:17,683 199 01:06:17,793 --> 01:06:22,390 200 01:06:23,966 --> 01:06:27,197 201 01:06:27,303 --> 01:06:31,604 202 01:06:31,708 --> 01:06:37,011 203 01:06:39,017 --> 01:06:41,815 What's a suicide attempt without a wedding? 204 01:07:23,299 --> 01:07:25,199 So much for suicide! 205 01:07:30,975 --> 01:07:32,772 Plan "B"! 206 01:08:11,854 --> 01:08:15,085 Rumania! Rumania! Rumania! Rumania! 207 01:08:45,291 --> 01:08:46,952 "Oh." 208 01:12:57,940 --> 01:13:02,241 Relief. 209 01:13:02,346 --> 01:13:04,906 Cursed relief. 210 01:13:12,457 --> 01:13:13,981 Fevers. 211 01:13:14,092 --> 01:13:16,857 Chills. 212 01:13:16,962 --> 01:13:19,226 Sleepwalking. 213 01:13:36,150 --> 01:13:38,482 Down in the dorms... 214 01:13:38,586 --> 01:13:42,887 a voodoo restlessness prevails after the resurrection of Father. 215 01:13:55,338 --> 01:13:58,206 "Go! Go! Go! Out! Out! Run! Quickly! Quickly! Quickly! 216 01:13:59,276 --> 01:14:01,244 Quickly! Quickly! Quickly!" 217 01:14:35,450 --> 01:14:38,942 "Everyone's playing hooky! Everyone's running, running!" 218 01:21:11,293 --> 01:21:14,285 Three's a crowd on honeymoons. 219 01:21:17,966 --> 01:21:19,400 Guy banished. 220 01:21:33,517 --> 01:21:36,009 221 01:21:36,121 --> 01:21:38,385 222 01:21:38,490 --> 01:21:43,257 223 01:21:43,362 --> 01:21:45,626 224 01:21:45,731 --> 01:21:48,427 225 01:21:48,534 --> 01:21:52,198 226 01:21:52,306 --> 01:21:55,798 227 01:21:56,944 --> 01:21:59,071 228 01:21:59,179 --> 01:22:01,546 229 01:22:01,649 --> 01:22:06,552 Everything twice again 230 01:22:06,654 --> 01:22:11,592 Whither, wander 231 01:22:11,694 --> 01:22:15,027 232 01:22:15,131 --> 01:22:18,932 233 01:22:19,035 --> 01:22:23,404 234 01:22:23,507 --> 01:22:28,138 235 01:22:28,246 --> 01:22:30,476 236 01:22:30,581 --> 01:22:33,483 237 01:22:33,585 --> 01:22:36,315 238 01:22:36,421 --> 01:22:40,152 239 01:23:13,563 --> 01:23:17,022 "Cover it up, Guy. Cover it up." 240 01:34:59,886 --> 01:35:01,980 241 01:35:02,090 --> 01:35:04,718 242 01:35:04,826 --> 01:35:07,795 243 01:35:07,895 --> 01:35:10,421 244 01:35:10,532 --> 01:35:12,796 245 01:35:12,901 --> 01:35:17,634 every day 246 01:35:29,954 --> 01:35:32,548 Cry, baby, cry. 247 01:35:32,656 --> 01:35:35,124 Put your finger in your eye... 248 01:35:35,227 --> 01:35:38,297 and tell your mother it wasn't I. 249 01:38:28,760 --> 01:38:29,760 Subtitles by LeapinLar